(Source: wannaaskjake)

I wonder what it’s like to be attractive.

(Source: bragonite)

mechastreisand:

people who still say epic fail

jzul:

you only live ones

(Source: inotrope)

I wish people followed me for my blog not my massive dick.

saucyjews:

cannot see the haters, I’m too busy getting money

(Source: two-little-girls-with-knives)

tastefullyoffensive:

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(Source: lily--belle)

You know you’re out of shape when the last gym you visited had pokemon in it.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

(Source: iditchedfacebookfor)

sassygayangel:

beyoncebeytwice:

i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used

westernkanye:

I bet Canadians don’t even text, they just use carrier pigeons.

(Source: fuckyeahsimsmeme)